Heatish by Hieroglyphics

Hi. Margaret: I think my mom knows I have the munchies but I’m not sure. Me: Yeah, I think she does, you almost ate a one year old’s birthday cake. Margaret: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Lol. She knows.

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Last Halloween, I got blazed with some bros, and we were chillin, fucking with little kids trick-or-treating, just general hijinks, when we walk up to a parked car on the side of the road, and one of our friends bursts out of the trunk wearing nothing but a thong, and ran off down the street. Weirdest night of my life.

I’ve lived in Australia since I was 6 Im now 18 and so last year I went back to the Islands for a holiday. Went for a visit back at the village and everyone has that ‘angel girl’ image of me. Second day I’m there decided to go to the garden to help out, to my surprise behind the garden in an open field about a football field BAYUM weed! Definitely fat kid in a candy store moment. Waited till everyone went back then me and my cousin stole some (who ever harvest it was, definitely would be pissed off). Got so fucking baked..nothing beats getting high in the Islands. :)

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you have smoked yourself retarded

One day, I was listening to A Day To Remember really loudly. I went to go smoke in my garage and I heard someone whistling it, it was so clear but when I opened my garage no one was there. Then later that day, I smoked in my backyard. I swore I heard screams like someone was being kidnapped. I don’t know what kind of weed it was but that shit had me tripping out, and that never happens to me.

This is from the first round of hits my glass pipe delivered to us. In Summer 2009 I graduated from university in the UK and went on a tour of America’s West Coast, for my 21st birthday. In San Fran, we of course had to stop off in the Haight and I picked up this little glass pipe from one of the head shops. Luckily, I got it back without breaking it and it’s served me well ever since!

My girlfriend and I finally were able to go out to a club a couple nights after my 20th birthday to celebrate but, long story short, she had to end up DD’ing. And I felt bad cause we were both planing on getting super trashed and just having the time of our lives. And since I had already been drinking I suggested that she could smoke a little bowl or something, just to take of the edge, and I would just continue drinking since I had a good buzz.. She smoked in her car with the windows down, and I end up taking 2 good hits and got mad blazed. She was at the perfect high and was safe to drive and everything. The club is only 75 blocks away and 3 blocks before we get there, a fucking undercover COP pulls us over. Mind you, we had a water bottle full of SoCo and lime, and we hadn’t properly put away her weed or bowl or anything. I throw everything under the driver seat, and calm her down to talk to the officer. Turns out we yielded to a red blinking light at a 4 way intersection instead of stopping. He didn’t notice anything at all, nor did he ask where we were going or anything (I’m putting money on the fact that he knew we were going to a club since we were all dolled up). He just let us go.. I think he was just more interested in making sure we knew what we did wrong… little did he know we had broken, like, every single law known to man lmfao! Crazyyyyy night, we still had a blast though!